The Random of Humorous Copywriting
Starting from the failed proposal job, I hope it will be 'income' next time.
Hello guys, now I will give you some humorous content writing to market some item. So, let's go.
1. Silverqueen
Andrew : “Do you want to be my girlfriend, Bella?”
Bella : “Sorry Andrew, I reject your love.”
*In the next time*
Charlie : “So, do you want to be my girlfriend, Bella? I have some luxury car for you”.
Bella : “Really? Yeah, I want to be your girlfriend”.
*In the one another day, when Andrew meet Bella and Charlie*
Andrew : “Hi, Bella. How about this?” (Then, he showing a flower bouquet-shaped Silverqueen chocolate)
Bella : “Wow, you are so amazing, Andrew. I want to be your girlfriend”
*Finally, Bella approves Andrew’s love and says goodbye to Charlie.*
*The End*
2. Indomie
*Once upon a time, there was a girl named Lindsay who was sick*
Lindsay’s mother : “I will give you some medicine for your recovery”
*Then, Lindsay’s mother give her child some medicine*
*In the next day, Lindsay still sick*
*Then, her mother give some ‘secret’ to Lindsay*
Lindsay’s mother : “OK, Lindsay. I will give you some ‘secret’ for your recovery” (Then, the ‘secret’ before refers to Indomie instant noodle)
*One hour later*
Lindsay : “Hey mom, I am recovery”
Lindsay’s mother : “Oh, thanks Jesus Christ”
*Finally her mother hugged Lindsay.*
*The End*
3. Pop Mie
*Once upon a time, there are a popular girl in a college*
*Then, many college guys look at the popular girl*
*In the next time, that popular girl look a nerd guy who eat Pop Mie noodle cup, and she going to him*
*Then, the nerd guy very surprised with it, and the other college guys very confused*
*And, the popular girl immediately took the nerd guy's Pop Mie noodle cup from him, then go and eat it*
*The End*
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